[INTRODUCTION][Introduction]
Hello, everyone! I'm Ajax, and I'm an Artbender.
What's an Artbender? What's an Artbender?! I haven't been gone that long, have I? I mean, I fell asleep at my art desk last week ... Ohmygosh!
It wasn't last week! Ay-yi-yi! It was last century! I've been gone for 100 years! No wonder you people never heard of Artbending, no one's been around to tell you all about it! It looks like all the Artbenders are gone. That simply won't do. Now, I'm not exactly an Artbending Master, but since there's no else but me ... I guess I have to teach all you newbies the ropes! Ooooh, I hope this turns out well ...
[What is Artbending?]
Artbending is an ancient and wonderful technique. Like its elemental brothers, in involves a lot of study and practice to master it. Unlike traditional forms of bending, however, Artbending is a very peaceful skill (unless you forget to save that PSD and the power goes out. Then it can get pretty violent...) The most unique part of Artbending is that it is not an inherited skill, but a learned one! So with my help, you, too, can be Artbenders! Then I won't be so alone!
But, I guess ... in a nutshell, Artbending is the ability to use your creativity and make something wonderful.
[How do I learn to Artbend?]
Well, hmm. I'm not really sure how to go about teaching you so ... I guess I'll just start from where my teachers began! With tests and quizzes!
Eh? No no. These aren't boring, traditional kinds of tests. They're fun! You can do them in any manner you choose! You can draw, you can paint, you can sculpt, you can write a poem or story or a song ... anything, really! However you feel you can be most creative.
Every week I'll assign a theme, and it's your job as my students to create something Avatar: The Last Airbender themed in response to it! Pretty simple and hey -- don't sweat it if you skip a theme. You don't lose points. Heck, you don't even gain points. You're not scored! See, much better than a normal school by far, huh? Of course, if you participate a lot, I'll change your rank accordingly
You may even get rewarded for it! Tee-hee. But we'll see about that~![Where do I sign up?]
Still interested? Fabulous! You can just send a note to *Artbenders with the title [JOINING] and you'll be placed at the Novice Rank! After that ... well, you'll see!
I'm glad to have some students! I hope to teach you all I know -- and I hope to learn from you, too. Artbending is a constantly evolving and changing skill. We'll learn from one another and improve along the way. And who knows! Some of you may attain Master rank sometime and outrank even me (though, I doubt that. I got like ... a century on all y'all).
Ajax, The Last Artbender
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